John: Those pants make you look like a midget.
Julie: What do you mean?
John: Your crotch is half way to your knees. It looks weird and makes you look really short. Like a midget.
Did he know that I have a history of being assigned midget status from my family? Maybe he did maybe he didn't. Either way I'm getting new pants (well thrift store ones at least).
5 comments:
Oh Julie, you're not a midget, just very short! New pant might be a good idea though?
ah ha. midget dreams become realities. they always were.
julie, julie, julie....have you not heard that i am the midget of the family? i am even shorter than you... so dont worry! i take all the short jokes :) its not all that bad.
John and Julie,
It's not the pants.
Dad
1. I believe the P.C. term is "little person"
2. I don't think your that short, Julie, but I guess you might be from John's vantage point!
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